rAnDomN3$$ Fight!!!!

*a mass army of 50 ft rubber ducks go to war against the rubber chickens in an epic battle of the rubbery!*
*a moose with a red and pink checkered top hat and no aposable thumbs somehow takes out a water gun filled with acid and hits chewbacca's eyes*

*the monkeys join and turn into a megazord and shoots a death beam of smexiness and destroys all your troops then 3 chickens that survived, blind chewbacca, me, an invisible zombie named Bambi, the cast of Jackass, and monkey-tron advance on you*

*summons all the power rangers (of every season) and god-modding groudon*
ATTACK MY PETS! *groudon uses fissure and everything is KOd*

*johnny knoxville survives and simply pulls out a gun and shoots all the power rangers THERE YOU STUPID VILLAINS. THATS THE PERFECT PLAN. SHOOT THEM.* Hi im johnny knoxville and you're screwed! *he turns into a submarine and fire 2 missles at groudon and kills him and then he rams into you and splodes at the same time then i run at you with a claymore and slashes at you wildly* AHH! AHHH! AHAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY! *huff huff huff*

~this whole time we used substitution jutsu with a bunch of clams and are now watching you from behind those creepy mirror-windows~

its a mirror like at the carnivals......damn clowns

*you get attacked by a puddle and a rabid ninja -monky poodle*

*turns into one* where did dya go?

madness...utter madness....

madness...THIS....IS... SPARTA!!!! *kicks you in the chest*

*falls in pudding*
*gasps*
I AM ON A DIET!! CURSE YOU!!

hehe... then this will crush you! *my eyes turn completley black and the clouds are shitting lightening and the winds increase to 175 mph and my mouth gapes open and i moan a little then it appears* hehe.... *a giant Crunch Bar falls from the heavens and a large wave of pudding erupts as it falls next to you and slowly sinks into the choclatley abyss*

NOOOOOO I'M GOING TO BE FAAAAAAT!! *dies*
*is reincarnated as han solo*
she's the fastest ship in the fleet

and you're the fattest captain of the force ^^ i guess you were made for eachother...

well... you're not really a captain on the force i guess... but one none the less...

*shoots a storm trooper*
come on chewy we need to leave*
Hot Dog- *makes chewbaca sound*

*is dressed as Darth Vader with Lando Carlissian at my side*
Me: get them!
Lando: this wasn't part of the deal!
Me: I have altered the conditions. Pray i dont alter it any more...
Lando: this deal just keep getting worse and worse
Me: wear these clown shoes too...
Lando: this wasn't part of the deal!
Me: I have altered the conditions. Pray i dont alter it any more...
Lando: this deal just keep getting worse and worse
Me: and ride this unicycle too...
Lando: this wasn't part of the deal!
Me: I have altered the conditions. Pray i dont alter it any more...
Lando: this deal just keep getting worse and worse
Me: and from now on you will be referred to as bobo...
Lando: this wasn't part of the deal!
Me: I have altered the conditions. Pray i dont alter it any more...
Lando: this deal just keep getting.. i mean this deal is perfect
me:....
lando: yes!

Vader: Laya let it goooo
Vader-*picks up cup cake* oh were peacful alderan planet
Vader- u may fire when ready
Vader- *crumbles cupcake* A BOOOOOOOOM*throws cup cake and garsb another*
Vader- *crumbles it and throws peices* Big lazer booom a boooom!!!!!

ah so you know of my sources...

STEVEN SPIELBERGS SUPER BIG EXPLOSIONS
*boom boom boom*
STEVA SPEELBERG SUPAHBEEG EXPLOSEENS!!
*booooom*
STEEVUSPEELBERGSUPABIGSPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!
*boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*
seespeesupbeesplosuh!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i have now!
Oh I a gummy bear gummy bear *gets caught in bear trap* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*calms down* guesse i have to..eat my self*eats leg* mmm mmm damn i good
*jumps and hits another bear trap* AHHHHHHH MOTHER F*** LITTLE B*** C*** SUCKER AHHHH

*an elephant sprouting feathers and a chinchilla's slinky enter the scene*
elephant w feathers: is that the guy Tweeky?
slinky: . . .
elephant w feathers: alright then. *walks up to raleth and presents a fake FBI/space pirate/vip to frys card* you're coming with us buster =.=

......*takes out french bread*
WATCHAAAAAAA
*goes kung fu on ur ass*

*the slinky turns into Zelda and he kicks YOUR ass*

HEY GUYS CALM DOWN! Caaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuse It's Weasel Stompin' Day! *runs around with big shoes steppin on weasels*

omg i love that day!!
*stomps on zelda*
DIE WEASLES!!