Gangsta Crib of badassiness

Subject: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:15 pm

*is in my pimp bed* i love over expressing my title of gangster... i know it means another kind... but i really dont care... *flips a switch and a buncha cholos and ho's walk in and we start dancing to Paper Planes*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:16 pm

OMG A GANGSTA!!!! 8D *hugs*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:22 pm

*i close one eye as u hug me and i look at a random ho and nod my head at NS and click my tongue twice and she pulls out a 5 foot long submarine sandwich and it fires a large blast of mustard*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:27 pm

Omg i like you. O_O *sags pants*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:28 pm

yea-no... *starts shuffling away while u r hugging me*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:32 pm

Lol. *jumps in a pool and my jellyfish tenticles spill out from the sides*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:34 pm

...ew *gags and looks at a cholo and cocks my head and he throws up for me*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:27 pm

*my tentacles lash at you and drag you under*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:36 pm

*crosses my arms and my pupils get all small and i sit indian style as i am dragged under* i will give you my body... but not my soul... cause its the internet...

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:38 am

*i suck you under and start to naw on your head*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:41 am

.......kay....

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:49 am

Rwar!!! I is a man eating...jellyfish woman! x3 I look like this:

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Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:49 am

.....kay...

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:53 am

YOu bore me....-.-

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:56 am

oh do i now? *leaps out of the water and sprints to mickey D's and order a big mac and then sprint to Zaine's house and throws it through his window then sprints back to my crib* oh god... *pant pant pant*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:58 am

*hands you a 2 litter soda* Here. O.o

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:59 am

*drinks it then pees in the empty bottle and throws it at a hobo who wandered in*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:03 am

*reaches back like a pimp and i slap you like my hoe* be nice to those who are unfortunate.

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:04 am

*looks at you while repeatedly kicking the hobo*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:14 am

*i spart to bleed from my nose, eyes and mouth black ink and my face starts to distort to the 2nd pic in the siggy* BE....NICE

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:21 am

*looks at you as i slowly raise my leg* moh... *i bend it back* man... *kicks him but misses and i flip backward and land on my butt* taih...

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:28 am

Xiamara come to human form. *a dragon tatoo comes off of my arm and appears infront of me and looks like the 1st pic in my siggy*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:28 am

*pokes her with the pee bottle*

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:39 am

*Xiamara rips off a limb of yours*

DO NOT TOUCH ME YOU VILE HUMAN!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Gangsta Crib of badassiness Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:40 am

*it grows back and i poke her again*