im a racecar driver! ^^

Subject: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:45 am

*is calmly sipping polkadotted pie from a coffee mug in a lawn chair sitting on a levitating chunk of grass and dirt over a river of purple jelly*
*a mushroom pops up suddenly next to my chair*
me: *glances at it briefly then goes back to take another drink* *in mid-sip realizes that there is an intruder on my piece of hovering earth* !! *spits it out in that funny cartoon spray of spit* ((haha! i love those :3))
=.= YOU THERE! *points coffee mug at mushroom* what is your name???
mushroom: ...
me: IS THAT SO?!? WEEEEEEELLLL 'jerry' what are YOU doing on MY property??? >.> *takes out dartboard*
mushroom: ...
me: OH REALLY??? what if i said i wanted to play whack-a-mole with a dolphin kagaroo of the slinky people??? WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?!? >:3 *triumph pose*
mushroom: ...
me: *gasp* ... 2-che... *makes little tsunamis in my cup*

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:50 am

*goes to the found city of Sitnalta and beats everyone with inflatible squeaky mallet! LILILILILILILILILILIILILILILIILEEEEEEE!!! =.= ~battle cry of death, destruction, and all around DOOM OF ALL!! >8D~

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:58 am

*summons a giant squid* cici... come forward my pet! >8D
cici: =.= ggggggeeeeeeesssssoooooo... *swims over smashing alot of stuff on the way*
me: =.= it is time... *dresses up cici in a princess costume* ^^ <3 awww! u look so cuuuuute! X3

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:00 am

*does a completely unbelieveable BS number of cartwheels and flips and stuff* *ends in human pretzel* >83

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:01 am

B&E!! *boosh! kicking down doorz*
no no, not a bacon and egg special, who doesn't love a bacon and egg special??
im talking about BREAKING and ENTERING baby! >83

WHO WANTS SOME BEEF JERKY?!? 8D

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:09 am

I DO!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:12 am

*gives you a headband with deer antlers made out of beef jerky* there you go! 8D

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:45 am

YAY IM PRANCER!!!!

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:48 am

*you get hit by a rubber chicken*
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Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:16 am

if hes prancer i wanna be RUDOLFH!

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:22 am

*you get mawled by a pack of wolf... puppies* XDD

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:23 am

*i light my nose* bad wolf puppies THTS RADIOACTIVE!

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:30 am

*a whale falls out of the sky and lands on you* -the puppies magically disamapered!- :O

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:42 am

stupid whale it landed me in its blow hole i feel dirty. LET ME OU!

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:52 am

XD *llama eats your hair*

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:54 am

stop it!!!!!!!!!! rawr *turns tyrannasaurus rex*

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:56 am

giggles

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:02 pm

are you giigaling at a t rex! honestly *laugh rawrs*

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:06 pm

shadow controls and ur shadow makes another u

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:09 pm

yea two t rexs

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:12 pm

it attacks u

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:14 pm

*kicks out its leg*
the real is always better then the fake and yur a meaney trying to make it attack me....

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:17 pm

that was a hate crime

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:19 pm

looks down
"i dont"

Subject: Re: im a racecar driver! ^^ Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:20 pm

but you made it attackme *turns human*