The search for Darth Serious...

*a large starship in the shape of a waffle iron lands and i walk out of it*

i stand here uhm u now it was just 5cm away from where u come from

*u see a video of darth serious*
Darth Serious- something something something dark side something something need to get laid

*i draw a light saber switch blade* hey ese, just play it koo-el... i'lll cutchoo... I'LL CUTCHOO...

stupid darth serius *begins rolling on ground*

*lifts you up with The Fart*

*begins eating herO's* yummy

Darth Serious- *uses force shitling to shock ronin and push him away* your randomness will cost you dearly

grrrrrrrr *i stands behind darth serius with a paperplain in my hand*

*runs away so i can think of a plan*




*keeps my switchblade on and walks cautiosly* hmm... he said something about getting laid... *i see a dude* sir where can i "get laid?"
*it fades to black then it shows me at a street corner in New York with a prostitute*
Me: i need you for a mission
her: what kind of mission, honey?
me: a very important one. I require your services.
her: i'll give you em fo fiddy bucks, hon.
me: Here is 50 dollars in Imperial Credits.
her: what do you want me to do?
me: what do you do ma'am?
her: every-ting, duh, honey
me: Excellent, you will make a fine adventurer!
her: oh well, i can roll with role playing, honey.
me: Most excellent, how you say, let us "roll".
her: i know i a great hotel, cheap and pretty...
me: take me there my fellow adventurer!
(1 hour later)
me: wow...
her: thanks for the cash honey...

Darth Serious-*takes of mask and u see me next to you* muhahahahaha!

Now that i have dramatically wasted 1 1/2 hours, i shall slay you! *repeatedly stabs him with the switchblade then t-bags him and throws monkey crap at him*

Darth Serious- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONE WEAKNEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

EAT IT, BASTARD, EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!! *holds him by the foot and spins him around before letting go, launching him off a cliff*

Darth Serious: *dies*

*koolaid man busts through wall screaming and runs past all of you and busts through the next wall with Scream, Stewie and Jason chasing him*
Stewie: WHERE"S MY MONEY BI*CH?!

*me, brian, Sidney, and Tommy Lee Jones walk in to the room with Ak-47's* Time 4 Revenge... only Tommy Lee Jones has absolutley nothing to do with Jason... he still looks cool in a cop uniform... *we all start shooting*

*appears out of no where*
HOLY SH*T

*huff huff huff* for.... bacon... *falls and goes to sleep*

............hellz nah

*walks in with barnie, the teletubies, chris, the marshmellow man, everyone from verizon and micheal jackson*
why the hell wasnt i invited

no one called you

damnit man

*throws paperplane and it turns into bob the builder and all in that serie* muahahahaha feeel the wrath of bob the builder and his gang